likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo:

itmightkillme:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. His name is fucking Cristiano Ronaldo, quite honestly if that doesn’t turn you on then I suggest you see a doctor. It’s like sex in your mouth. No really, it is, try saying really slowly and let the words roll off your tongue. See what I mean? Now wipe your mouth, because you’ve probably got a little drool in the corners.
2. The only reason anyone really wants Real Madrid to win the Champion’s League is so that he will rip off his shirt so we can see a few glorious minutes of those sweat drenched sexy abs. Ironically enough, there’s just something so sexy about a guy who handles balls for a living.
3. Sure, those Brits are alright, but what we really like are the Portuguese. I mean, have you heard this guy’s accent? Even though I have no idea what the fuck he’s saying, I sure as hell wish he was whispering it in my ear.
4. He’s such a goofball. He’s always joking around and laughing. You can’t help but melt whenever you see that big boyish grin and those adorable dimples that look oh-so-kissable. And speaking of his looks, check out those big, brown puppy dog eyes. How could anyone resist them? (and further more WHY would anyone resist?) He’s tall, dark and handsome; three really is a magic number my friends.
5. He’s the highest paid soccer player in the world. In other words, he’s freakin’ loaded. Money is sexy, and if you’ve been told otherwise, you’ve been lied to.

{submission}

YES.

just tanned for 20 then showered…

i wanna tan again but that would be bad…. what is wrong with me?

(via likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo)

Therefor I can now appreciate everything.

bullshit.

Something’s wrong, something’s wrong.

fuckyeahkissing:bikinifetish:emmahearts:thetroubleilove:(via drunksloverssinnersandsaints)

this is hot.

alphaq06:

Old Dirty Bastard - ‘Baby, I Got Your Money’

Perfect gift for the Holidays.

Ingredients

1 750 ml bottle vodka or white rum (I used Stoli)
1 1/4 cups dark rum (Scott recommended Pampero, but I couldn’t find it)
1 1/2 cups sugar
3/4 pound whole coffee beans
1 tablespoon cocoa nib (optional)
1 vanilla bean
cinnamon stick, slice of orange peel (optional)

Directions

1. Combine all of the ingredients in a sealable container. Shake hard to combine.
2. Label with the date and let sit in a cool, dark place for three weeks. Shake or stir the mixture several times of week.
3. Strain through cheesecloth or a fine mesh strainer into a clean vessel. Use like you would Kahlua or any other coffee liquor.

College is a bunch of rooms where you sit for 2,000 hours or so and
try to memorize things. The 2,000 hours are spread out over four
years. You spend the rest of the time sleeping, partying, and trying to
get dates.

Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college:

1. Things you will need to know in later life (two hours). 2. Things you
will not need to know in later life (1,998 hours).

would you use this? lol

I have finally decided that being 19 and looking 15 fucking sucks… I wish I looked older. Ya know, like, atleast look my age.

brighteye:

himynameiselli:

All That I’ve Got | The Used

i’m far from lonely and it’s all that i’ve got.

We are going to Louisville. I attend culinary school while she goes to dental school. We move to Georgia and open a Restaurant. She bakes yummy desserts and I’m head chef. By day its a nice restaurant, by night and awesome bar/night club. Next door will be Hannah’s dental office.

Perfect.